I’m going to start a show for all my vests and call it A-Vested Development. I don’t think Tobias would mind.
but also…
I’m tan and I have a turkey vest bitches, fear me.
got a sweet ass turkey vest while in florida. Nothing says seduction quite like a sequined turkey. #gobblegobble
PAGING ALL OF THE TUMBLR:
I AM BATHING USING BUBBLES THAT SMELL LIKE CINNAMON ROLLS.
CINNAMON ROLLS ARE GOOD FOR ONE THING… GIVING ME MORE ROLLS.
(on my body like fat rolls not like more rolls, cinnamon rolls don’t have mythical multiplication powers where they can just split all mitosis style and create more and more and infinite cinnamon rolls. they just make me rolly in the middle okay?)
#NOTHELPINGMYCRAVINGSÂ
I’m sure the soothing sounds of my brother playing his xbox, full volume in the room beside me, will lull me to sleep but until then I shall liveblog from my bathtub.
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just hanging out, doing normal party things.
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